
Thrash(2026)
7.3Barrier to entry and prior knowledge needed · Pacing and activity level - momentum and tempo
A digital shark fin slices through a flooded kitchen, yet the water barely ripples. This reveals that Thrash prioritizes a high-concept pitch over basic execution. Tommy Wirkola delivers an aggressively stupid movie that fails to find tension or B-movie thrills. While some claim it’s a surprisingly fun disaster movie, the experience mostly feels like a checklist of "stupid characters doing stupid things." The filmmaking feels remarkably lazy. The movie wastes a lean 80-minute runtime on flat dialogue and digital effects that look like placeholders. Wirkola usually nails the blend of gore and gags, but here the humor lands with a thud and the scares have no "real bite." Instead of a fresh take on the genre, the film offers a toothless survival story that refuses to lean into its own absurdity.
Watch this if: You want a quick, mindless disaster flick to ignore while scrolling your phone. Skip it if: You expect a director to actually try.








